Jay-Z has paid racist chanter Amy Winehouse a weeble, after the famous heavy bottomed 80s toy.

Wino, who has survived several recent health scares and has been caught on camera snaffling up drugs, appeared on the same line-up as Jay-Z for the Glastonbury festival in the UK.

“She’s like that toy from the Eighties, the Weeble,” said Jigga, “They had an ad campaign that went, 'Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.' Well, that’s Amy. You always think she’s going to collapse but she always gets back up again.”

If they made a weeble as skinny as rake-like Wino it would definitely fall down!